“No Costco Coffins”

“No Costco Coffins”
http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/1972889

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mV1W1LV58

Lyrics:

Don't tell me. No, I've heard it before:

If she buys your product, then her husband won't snore.

Pay just $19.99 and get the book light free.

Got a question, Mr. Billy Mays.

How did all that screaming increase your pay?

Make me turn the volume down on my own TV.

Don't need no blanket I can wear with my arms.

Don't want your garden drills; I won't live on no farm.

Don't need no new insurance plans from double A R P.


No hand wound blenders. I like mine automatic.

Please no Costco coffins that won't fit in my attic.

I don't want no Chia pet who looks just like me.


Don't need no gadgets that make broccoli juice.

Don't want no pills to give my sex life a boost.

Don't want no diapers when I can't hold my pee.