New Kind of Blues Woman Wanted
There are all kinds of women in the Blues and I want to find me a new one. We all know Hip Shaking Mommas, Women who serve Gasoline as a beverage when all you wanted was a glass of water, Street Walking women, Mean hearted Women, There are the lucky few who have a good hearted women although they tend to come from rural areas. We know of women who sleep with their feet in the hall and who suffer from a range of afflictions and yet the attraction seems to remain. Caldonia with her giant feet was irresistable apparently. No folks I want to find me a new kind of blues woman. Any Ideas. Be warned I may steal her from under your nose and treat her shamelessly in one of my songs. Then again, I may end up being cheated on, lied to and have to deal with all kinds of backdoor men while she flaunts herself. Introduce me to her all the same. Help recharge the Blues gene pool with some new blues women.
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Permalink Reply by Francine Calo on -
Hmmmm...don't have to count money eh? So, whatcha gonna give me for doin' all that work? ;-)
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Permalink Reply by Tery on -
Well, I do have a Washburn acoustic, can drive, fix flats, am still fairly healthy, know where the Ground Zero Jook is in Clarksdale, and I can sing .... but I am afraid I'd have to bring all The Delta 88s along with me, not just one ; )
Tery
(The Delta 88s)
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Permalink Reply by The Blacktop Rockets on -
Delighted to accomodate you all. The beer is always cold and the BBQ is always hot- Occasionally the other way round when I forget to pay the utilities.
Welcome.
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Permalink Reply by The Blacktop Rockets on
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Aww gee some folks just don't have a sense of humour. I have been away for a week with my son at the Tamworth Country Music Festival. WOWWW!!! More Blues bands than Country bands and an amazing vibe. There were 35 thousand people in our camping area!!! Harry got to drum for the Legendary Johnny Green and his Blues Cowboys which made me damn proud- Earned himself a lot of really positive feedback as well as a standing ovation- Yeee Haw. Great to see the wonderful posts here.
I did not post this to get a date or find a new partner although i am single and open to any reasonable offer. Merely an idle attempt at humour and to see whether some new verbal images could work in contemporary blues with the same effectiveness as the accepted raw stereotypes-= eg;- Low down woman, backslidin Mama- etc. But fascinating to see the dialogue which has emerged here nonetheless. Thank you all as well for your warm personal comments and the new friendships I have made here.
Mike
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Permalink Reply by Francine Calo on
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Well...I know I got a sense of humor...if I didn't, I wouldn't still be here.....
about contemporary visualizations to old themes....Hmmmmm...lemme see....
I got more junk than any man can haul
take your time baby...see it all
awww see about me baby
I promise I won't break your heart
excerpt from a beer hall style song I wrote.......
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Permalink Reply by Francine Calo on
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Perfect !! Does she have a twin brother !!??? Haahaha......
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Permalink Reply by The Blacktop Rockets on
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Stu. Can she gut fish and does she own a boat. If so, please send a photo of the boat.
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Permalink Reply by MistaBluesman on -
Stu;
Does she have a good hydralic jack and a 4 way lug wrench. I run my show on maypops!
Doc
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Permalink Reply by Francine Calo on
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you guys....what's Moonta? and what's a maypop?
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Permalink Reply by Nedra Russ on -
I wrote a song about a ramblin woman because everyone writes about ramblin men here how it went down for me I wrote it on the 4th of july so she independent she hard working principled yet she loves bad boys so she has been abandoned beaten and raised up to say no more. She loves with a fire in her belly and warm hands she takes no bull and gives no jive she runs with the wolf and sleeps like a lamb she cooks and she fin rocks and sometimes she needs to get away even if its just for a day to play hard and come home welcomed because she did nothing wrong. peace a new blues woman.
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Permalink Reply by Benton Gardner on -
I believe I may have been misleading... a BBW and the blues are as complimentary as ice cubes to a mixed drink. In fact, I love and prefer a woman with "some size" - it is a heavinly thing to me....
Be not disuaded, but the bittersweet notion of being in any kind of cahoots with an angry companion of any sorta measure is a defeated battle and a lost war on lonliness... and is a large prt of the blues.
As Son House put it"... I ain't talking no monkey junk.. it's abot a man and a woman deceiving the other with their love".
You've got money blues, big fat sweaty flaring nostril sex blues... it is all about Seeing the light of day when it happens.
Blessings everyone!
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Permalink Reply by Big Leggedwoman on -
Great discussion topic! I hope you get some great ideas and I will definitely want to hear the result!
Kate
aka bigleggedwoman
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