There are all kinds of women in the Blues and I want to find me a new one. We all know Hip Shaking Mommas, Women who serve Gasoline as a beverage when all you wanted was a glass of water, Street Walking women, Mean hearted Women, There are the lucky few who have a good hearted women although they tend to come from rural areas. We know of women who sleep with their feet in the hall and who suffer from a range of afflictions and yet the attraction seems to remain. Caldonia with her giant feet was irresistable apparently. No folks I want to find me a new kind of blues woman. Any Ideas. Be warned I may steal her from under your nose and treat her shamelessly in one of my songs. Then again, I may end up being cheated on, lied to and have to deal with all kinds of backdoor men while she flaunts herself. Introduce me to her all the same. Help recharge the Blues gene pool with some new blues women.
A true blues woman, unlike her male counterpart, has lived! She is strong and wears her experience like the finest lace. She is gracious, cunning and wise to the ways of the world. You see love in her eyes and hear passion it in her music. She's a jewel to a thief, one you can hold but never keep.
How about a woman that can cook in EVERY room in the house....cut your hair, make your dinner, mix you a drink, change your oil, paint your house, mow your lawn,and love you long and strong all night long? get up, make you breakfast, pack you a lunch, do the shopping, clean the house, write you a song, and have it recorded and mixed down by the time you come home from work? pack the truck for the gig, set up the PA, do sound check, play bass(Yes bass) all night, sing her ass off, pick up the check, (and your tab), pack it up, drive you home, and still love you all night?
Like I come for free? What're YOU gonna do for me?(she cackles)..Seriously...I'm getting too old for all that sh*t....I've been running around like that all my life....I need me a "daddy" wants to take care of ME !! Though I'll still cook in EVERY room.. ;-)